Dear ASOS Curve,
I know we haven't known each other very long, but I think I love you. In a sea of boring, ill-fitting prospects, you stand out with your chicness, uniqueness, and manage to not screw any of it up with unwelcome kitsch. Now if only we weren't so far apart...how would you feel about moving into my closet? You'd be in good company and we can be together forever.
Waiting with breath that is baited,
Tracy