If I were rich and lived on Mars...

It will be no surprise to you, if you are frequenter of my blog, that my mind often wonders off on its own lusty shopping tangents that have little to do with the confines of reality. I mean, I could have a pink, miniature T-Rex for a pet, right? With enough money anything is possible, isn't that right? With dreams and aspirations, there is really no reason to put limits on imagination, so why not let it run wild? Here is my list of "if only" things that I am dreaming of right now (from the plausible to the ridiculous).


- THIS pair of Dior Shoes in black or pink
- Plane tickets to shop in London + Paris, Eat in Italy, and Dance in Germany
- Every piece from the newest Pamela Love jewelry collection


(Photo by Scott Haefner)
- 3 months to try out every room in the Madonna Inn
- I wasn't kidding about that tiny pet pink T-Rex
- Afternoon tea date with Amanda Lepore
- A Turquoise Lucite Chair for my Vanity
- Access to professional house painters for 2 weeks
- A collection of custom leggings from Jeremy Scott


- Womanity Perfume by Thierry Mugler
- A Bloodmilk Planchette Oracle Ring
- A family portrait of Joe, Me, and the pets by Mark Ryden
- A-Morir's Lux Sunglasses in Black
- A full-on fashion wedding to my wife, Frankie, complete with 5 costume changes and pink champagne cupcakes


- A plus size Barbie, to be sold commercially
- A yard full of pink grass
- A box of See's Candies "Divinity Puffs"
- A passion fruit vine in my backyard


- Plus size opera length black leather gloves
- Dr Marten's skeleton boots
- My own pink, glittery plane to use for myself and my loves around the country
- A Life DJ to add a soundtrack to otherwise dull moments (Qbert!)


- Black/White checkered kitchen floors with pink lacquer cabinets
- Nightly hauntings from Divine and my Grandmother, Googoo
- Pills that change your hair color without having to dye it
- A black clawfoot bathtub
- Free health and dental care for all


- My own version of the Lilith Fair concert featuring Bjork, Bikini Kill, Lady Gaga, Strawberry Switchblade, Nic Endo, Robyn, Garbage, Hole, The Gossip, Kylie Minogue, and the Cocteau Twins
- The entire Skingraft collection (minus the baggy hammer pants) for my husband
- A size 24 mint green 50's Prom Dress
- A ride in Doctor Who's TARDIS
- An evening of miniature golf with Joss Whedon


- A mint macaroon ice cream sandwich from Milk
- A 50's Cadillac in baby pink and mint green with leopard print interior and a lucite, glitter filled steering wheel
- Back issues of Sassy Magazine
- A trip to Patricia Field
- Bright Yellow and Hot Pink rose print wallpaper
- This latex dress in Gunmetal


- Stuffed pizza from Gino's in Chicago
- Naked Photos of Alexander Skarsgard
- OOTD photographs of me taken by Ellen Von Unwerth
- New RuPaul Drag Race episodes all year long


- A Sputnik Chandelier
- A DVD of the movie Nowhere (my favorite...but it was never put on DVD in America...UGH!)
- A date at the batting cages with Kathleen Hanna
- 2nd seasons of Freaks and Geeks, Firefly, and My So Called Life


- 2 weeks at Betseyville in Mexico
- Dinner and bottle service at the Edison
- Laundry Detergent scented by the magicians at Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab
- A fat-positive, bikini-clad group outing to a waterpark


And my most desired, important dream:
- A Huge Warehouse to house Domino Dollhouse + vintage plus size clothing, complete with leopard and pink fitting rooms, donut bar, and positive energy

Now it's your turn. Give me your magical, unrealistic, inconceivable list of wants and desires, as silly, sick, or serious as they might be.

Mid-Year Goals

We are approaching the 6th month of 2010 and I really want to focus on making this last half of the 2010 productive, entertaining and utterly wonderful. Here is a list of goals that I would like to accomplish by the end of this year.

* Own a home - we have been hoping for this for some time and we are actively trying to work towards this by the time our lease ends (October). After our wedding gifts last year and a nice check from Uncle Sam this year: we finally have a down payment. If all goes well, we'll be pre-approved and looking at homes soon. YAY!

* Launch my new project - I'm actively working on a chubby-centric project and I definitely want it viewable to the public before 2011.

* Thin out my wardrobe - I have more clothes than any person should own. I really do. In our two bedroom apartment, any available storage is probably filled with clothing, accessories, or shoes. Now, this might make more sense if they were all in use, but for the most part: they aren't. Expect eBay listings, as I don't want these pieces to not have a home! (there are the current items listed here.)

* Fixin' that hair - I want to try and keep my hair the same color + improve it's general health. This is TOUGH for me. So the yellow is here to stay!

And so this isn't just text, here are 2 quick look photobooth snaps from the past weekend!

May Wishlist

Lifestyle:
Billy Bookshelf in Silver

Brains:
Dead in the Family

Fashion:
Hooded Bodysuit
Finger Claw
ASOS Dress
Electric Lady Sunglasses in Mint
Mint Hoodie

Beauty:
Bright as F*CK Yellow Hair Dye

Wishlist: March

Lifestyle:
iPod/iPhone Car Charger
Camera Tripod
Brains:
I am an Emotional Creature by Eve Ensler
V Magazine Subscription
If You Have to Cry Go Outside by Kelly Cutrone
Fashion:
Black/White Polkadot Romper
Lipstick Tank
Jersey Skirt in Asphalt
Black Knit Tunic
Grey Ruffle Dress
Beauty:
Tarina Tarantino Lipstick in Leatherette
Tarina Tarantino Sparklicity Powder